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  2014 Event

  by enigma1863 in

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  i know its a year away but i wanted to inquire about the hundred year anniversary of 1914. it would be amazing to have a world wide event reguarding all exjws.

  i am nowhere near capable of putting this together but i'd like to propose the largest assembly of exjws ever on october 1st 2014. can it be done?

  am i the first to bring this up?

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  Let's hold this on October 2, 2014 at Cedar Point, Ohio, USA...
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  How many light bulbs does it take to change a Jehovah's Witness?

  by DT in

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  just one, all you have to do is turn it on and he will instantly adjust to the new light..

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  Excellent question...

  I believe the answer is this: J-Dubs already have easy access to as many light bulbs as they can possibly need to see things more clearly. They simply need to find the light switch and turn it on...
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  2013 Special Talk PDF "Does Death End It All?"

  by yknot in

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  http://www.sendspace.com/file/d4heb5.

  http://www.sendspace.com/file/d4heb5.

  huggles y'all!!

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  OK.. So how many of you heard the word "nanotechnology" in the talk?
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  Elder and MS Extortion!

  by jw07 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the elders and ministerial servants at my hall were asked to attend a strange meeting last night.

  the society is asking for our help to raise $10,200.

  they are seeking to raise this money in april from elders and ministerial servants in our circuit only.

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  Nigerians are known to be the world's most effective con-artists... just saying...
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  Has Your Personality Changed Since Leaving The Witnesses?

  by minimus in

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  i have an aquaintance that likes to say, "once an a hole always an a hole".

  i guess you could reason that whatever your religious views were, your core is you are who you are.. did your personality change for better or worse when you left the organization?.

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  I haven't really noticed but my co-workers keep telling me that I seem happier and more upbeat... I'll take it...
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  2013 Special Talk PDF "Does Death End It All?"

  by yknot in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  http://www.sendspace.com/file/d4heb5.

  http://www.sendspace.com/file/d4heb5.

  huggles y'all!!

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  I wonder how many elders will be using the word "nanotechnology" today while giving this talk today...
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  Congregation had to relocate Memorial...thanks to me

  by Shepherd Book in

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  2. experiences

  so, the two local congregations were planning to hold their memorial together at 7:30 at the local community center, but they had to make a last-minute change to their own hall, and i'm pretty sure it was because of me.. let me explain.... at work on monday afternoon, a co-worker returned from her lunchbreak and showed me the memorial invitation that was waiitng in her door when she went home for lunch.

  i noticed the sticker on the back indicated the memorial was being held, not at the local hall, but at the community center.

  from a past (non-jw) event i attended there, i knew they didn't allow alcohol (unless you pay for security guards), so i wrote to the center's coordinator:.

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  all kingdumb hells should require a liquor permit for the Jesus Rejection Ritual...
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  Jehovah, Jehovah. Save me!' and POW

  by BlindersOff1 in

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  the delusion runs deep.. .

  second tulsa woman attacked by pit bull recounts mauling.. credits jehovah for rescue.

  http://www.newson6.com/story/21802325/second-woman-attacked-by-pit-bull-recounts-mauling.

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  So, had she said "Jehovah, Jehovah" sooner than she did, the armed neighbor would have shot the dog sooner? .... sadly delusional....
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  ACK! GB at my memorial!

  by grumblecakes in

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  it was creepy to see so many people making such a fuss.

  and of course it ran way overtime.

  (im reluctant to say which gb, because i dont want to be identified).. he compared the covenent with the 144k to:.

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  I'm guessing it was David Splane... This just sounds like the kind of strange BS that he sometimes pulls out of his ass just before saying "we love this idea".
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  Flipping out at the meeting

  by BU2B in

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  unfortunatley, i still go to many meetings as i am working on getting my wife to wake up.

  for the most part i maintain my composure but there have been two or three times when i actually have gotten so upset and the frustration built so high that i have come very come close to actually slamming something down or pounding the table in the literature room, or shouting out how i felt!

  has anyone else felt this way?

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  I got up in the middle of a Sunday Talk when the elder giving the talk mentioned that satellites in orbit are a part of the signs in the heavens... that was my last meeting.